I hope 2014 is my sluttiest year yet

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Cleopatra was that real bitch tho she masturbated with bees and made servants jack off so she could put their cum on her face for beauty purposes TRU ICON

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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

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i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do

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today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

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