Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

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why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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not being drunk is so awful

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